May 2013
18 posts
HOW I FEEL ABOUT WORK
howdoiputthisgently:
“Sex is not a goddamn performance. Sex should feel as natural as drinking water....”
– Unknown (via perfect)
“I demand unconditional love and complete freedom. That is why I am terrible.”
– Tomaz Salamun (via perfect)
goldenclitoris:
*white girl at a party voice* can you like, take a picture of us?
1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS IF IM SICK OF STUDYING
howdoiputthisgently:
What allnighters before a final are like for me
collegegreeks:
seifukucat:
here we have a wonderful piece of 13th century art
wow isn’t that just majestic okay let’s take a little closer look at this masterful work
oh
“Sometimes people let the same problem make them miserable for years when they...”
– Andy Warhol (via perfect)
drarna:
can’t wait for the release of jurassic park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours
“In the end there doesn’t have to be anyone who understands you. There just has...”
– Robert Brault (via larmoyante)
“If they don’t need you, it’s okay, you do not live for other people.”
– Kyo (via perfect)
forever:
i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem
“The magic thing about home is that it feels good to leave, and it feels even...”
– Wendy Wunder, The Probability of Miracles (via perfect)
the-tardis-gets-wifi:
cisbloodscum:
it makes me really uncomfortable that 12am comes before 11am
let’s file this under things that I was not fully aware of until a text post happened
encourage:
Shout out to the people who have already asked the exact questions from my homework on yahoo answers
we all masturbate in the same language
and what language is this?
loneliness
that was deep
so were my fingers last night
omg
